Looking for a way to brighten up your morning? Check out this new video called “Sh*t Android Fans Say.”

You’ve probably seen at least a dozen of these “Sh*t [insert anything here] say” videos over the past year, so why not watch one more? Watch the full video below:

I expected something cheesy, but it’s actually a cut above the average “Sh*t people say” video. During arguments with iPhone users, I’ve probably mentioned about half of the things brought up in the video.

Here are some of the highlights:

-*Looks at coworker complaining about a tech problem* “Oh, I see your problem. You’re using an iPhone.”

-“With Steve Jobs dead, Apple is going downhill.”

-“How do you even see anything on that tiny little screen?”

-“Siri’s a b*tch”

Oh, and if you’re looking for a video that makes fun of the sh*t Apple users say, check out this video:

I think we can both agree that fanboys exist on both the Android and Apple sides of the debate. But it sure is funny to watch the battle play out over videos like this.